They say “It takes all kinds.” I disagree. Might take only nine or ten.
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They say “It takes all kinds.” I disagree. Might take only nine or ten.
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Ahright! One of your best strips ever. The games are successful – from a confused crowd comes individuals. Evolution of a sort.
“The kids left in the car by the banker parents, still texting their friends and not yet noticing they’ve been abandoned. Again.”
and then after wards they will all sign up for next years event having some how gained the knowledge to use their skills including figure out how to fire those ball thinggies without an app
You forgot it’s just weeds not me, stealth and blast the patooie out of one person then walk off grinning because they got them. That’s all they came for, mass murder of one person……
We had a guy we call “the screamer”. You would be there in the thick of it all, then all of the sudden this guy would pop out of no where with his version of a rebel yell, blanketing the area with paint balls. Scared the piss out of me a couple of times.
Hmmm I guess I’d probably be “The Sniper” (probably the most hated player.)
I’ve helped hold these events. I have been shot with exactly one paintball. After I got hit and this wasn’t funNgames and I could actually HURT someone I went back to lasertag for my mercenary mercies but helped stage some stuff like this after. Not as big or for as long (one afternoon tops) but. We had the safe line, it was to the back and an observation area. (and past that was first aid) you lobbed anything in the safe line you were tossed. If you came into the safe line you a) had massive protective gear or equipment malfunction, and could then be sent farther back off field, else you got booted back into the live zone.
One shot out of the safe line (other than see: massive equipment malfunction) you were out and we probably wouldn’t ever let you play with us again, or you got triaged and sent/carried to first aid. I usually manned the safe line. It simplified our rules that that corner was the safe line and there was safety, bathrooms, and first aid guaranteed, over there.