So… we’re steering away from Wukilars for a while. I figure we’ve worn them out for now. But hey, second day of the ‘Fest! Something hadda go banana whip crazy, right?
Cassowaries. Crazy. Like if an Emu were imitated by Skynet in order to infiltrate the bird world to kill the Ostrich John Connor.
I need that on a t-shirt.
“I’m the Ostrich John Connor.”
I gotta tellya
Birds gonna killya
Gotta gotta gotta make with the BEAK
Ramp up that killin STREAK!!
Wukilar! I say “poof”!
Cassowary?! Let me out!! Those things are mean!
Have you heard the word, Greg?
Those things are massively NASTY. Ohman. Maybe it gets adopted into the raccoon tribe and tamed?
A man who raised a cassowary as a pet, still got killed by it. Big angry nasty things that actively hunt anything that moves.
Aren’t Cassowary birds from Australia, blue heads with a horned bull on its head with a black body and a kick like an ostrich?
If so everyone is screwed, those birds are known to kill.