I always inform the shorter boys that they’re just getting a run-up. If you want to jump really high, you need a run-up first. Same with growth spurts. Some teen boys don’t get a sudden growth spurt until 18, but when they do, they can get taller before their achilles tendon is ready for the sudden increase in bone length. This can cause other problems, if they’re active lads….. He’s unlikely to be 18 just yet, I think Paste is just getting a run up. It’s terrifying to think of a tall Paste.
Girls can do the growth spurt too. I sure did. I had three epic ones… I consider Paste to be in the 13-14 range, he’s discovered girls, he’s not gone through voice break, and he’s not done the first growth spurt that usually comes with voice break. And since it’s still summer in Hubris-land, it could be that winter or the next summer before Paste gets gifted with those two.
I still remember the yellow-legal-pad sketch Greg posted of Paste in military garb with FORTIS on the pocket and the buzzcut high and tight. It didn’t really show how tall he was. Greg-you were right, that one could not be unseen…
Hubris…come on mate.
don’t you know in THOSE situations the best thing is ask nothing at all?
that way when the cops DO SHOW UP, again i might say, you can HONESTLY SAY that you know NOTHING AT ALL. and even take a lie detector if needed.
but still those tweets happened BEFORE that period. so the liability is only for what happened AFTER the contract was signed. so i STILL SAY that hubris should not ask about what happened BEFORE it was signed.
you don’t want to know hubris for that way you don’t have any more visits with the cops after the mess with the crazy dog lady. you really don’t want to know.
No cops? When you think of all the times that cops have shown up — even going back to the second strip — it’s almost a shock NOT to have them show up. That said, I don’t expect that the most recent caper will be the last we’ve seen of them. Since this is the Hubrisphere, something else is bound to blow up that will necessitate their presence. Given that, whatever the incident may be, I hope that we will eventually meet Lurlene, and that she will see for herself that whichever cop who has the honor of reporting on the latest insanity is not, in fact, drunk on the job.
Yep, massively busted! Paste, Paste, Paste. It’s tough to be a teenager with your hormones showing up, the wrong ones, the new ones, and THOSE.
Hehehehehe
He may need a doctor to look into those hormones. He’s awfully short for a teen.
I always inform the shorter boys that they’re just getting a run-up. If you want to jump really high, you need a run-up first. Same with growth spurts. Some teen boys don’t get a sudden growth spurt until 18, but when they do, they can get taller before their achilles tendon is ready for the sudden increase in bone length. This can cause other problems, if they’re active lads….. He’s unlikely to be 18 just yet, I think Paste is just getting a run up. It’s terrifying to think of a tall Paste.
Girls can do the growth spurt too. I sure did. I had three epic ones… I consider Paste to be in the 13-14 range, he’s discovered girls, he’s not gone through voice break, and he’s not done the first growth spurt that usually comes with voice break. And since it’s still summer in Hubris-land, it could be that winter or the next summer before Paste gets gifted with those two.
I still remember the yellow-legal-pad sketch Greg posted of Paste in military garb with FORTIS on the pocket and the buzzcut high and tight. It didn’t really show how tall he was. Greg-you were right, that one could not be unseen…
Paste: “So, about that tip jar comment I’d made…”
Hubris…come on mate.
don’t you know in THOSE situations the best thing is ask nothing at all?
that way when the cops DO SHOW UP, again i might say, you can HONESTLY SAY that you know NOTHING AT ALL. and even take a lie detector if needed.
Sorry, what happens in the workplace becomes the problems of the workplace. There is no such thing as plausible deniability here.
hmmm i admit about that.
but still those tweets happened BEFORE that period. so the liability is only for what happened AFTER the contract was signed. so i STILL SAY that hubris should not ask about what happened BEFORE it was signed.
This is the sort of behavior that gets people standing on the street corner, holding a sign.. Apologizing to humanity.. for CRIMES against humanity..
you don’t want to know hubris for that way you don’t have any more visits with the cops after the mess with the crazy dog lady. you really don’t want to know.
No cops? When you think of all the times that cops have shown up — even going back to the second strip — it’s almost a shock NOT to have them show up. That said, I don’t expect that the most recent caper will be the last we’ve seen of them. Since this is the Hubrisphere, something else is bound to blow up that will necessitate their presence. Given that, whatever the incident may be, I hope that we will eventually meet Lurlene, and that she will see for herself that whichever cop who has the honor of reporting on the latest insanity is not, in fact, drunk on the job.