The County Fair cannot be said to be on the cutting edge of technology, but it IS doubtless on the cutting edge of deep-fried food-like things and amusements than can be neatly transported and/or assembled by people who cannot fathom how to keep one’s teeth into an adult lifespan.  That being understood, I wanna know where to get one of these things.  And I wouldn’t be paying no four dollars to bumble around in a kiddie pool, neither.  I’m thinking some kind of learning curve that leads to whitewater.