If there’s anyone who’s knowledge of what people want out of a festival is both instinctive and comprehensive, it’s Paste.
What do people want? They want to BE the Fest! Paste already feels like he is, so he’s happy to be generous. Why not promise that everyone gets fifteen minutes on the Jumbotron? He has every intention of making that happen… or at least of telling someone else to make that happen. He’s sorta like P. Enis in that respect, isn’t he? It’s just that Paste can back it up… or at least he has people that he trusts to back it up.