We all know that the spontaneous games are just as good- sometimes more spectacular- than the regularly scheduled programming.  Except for that bowling ball ping pong thing that Them Duke Boys tried to get started.  That was just a bad idea.  I’m sure that the ambulance will be back soon enough though, and that little guy’s hand will eventually be just fine.  Dunno about his foot.  That looked bad.

By the way- it’s my birthday today!  All you ‘Mericans grill something meaty over the weekend in celebration.  Wave flags and have some watermelon, for heaven’s sake.  Also, where it will not cause injury or loss of property, and where it is entirely and clearly legal to do so, please shoot off a colorful and attractive firework.  I’ll take it as a compliment for my latest circuit around the sun.