I imagine Ramon is the one who gave Paste the new nickname. Ramon probably liked it better when Marisol still worked there.
I imagine Ramon is the one who gave Paste the new nickname. Ramon probably liked it better when Marisol still worked there.
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He probably gets paid better. Notice how he is dressed compared to Marisol? David was also probably smarter if Ramon didn’t ask for a raise, to give him one now that Paste is back…..
I have seen some pretty crazy costumes in conventions, but this one is ludicrous. without mentioning the accent.
yeah, they better ask Ramon to oversee the delivery at this point.
Very steam punk. Add the hand-cranks to the night vision goggles, and it’s perfect.
Hand-cranks?!? No, we need some little smoke stack for the boiler (also small)
Why the goggles are steam-powered is out of scope: it just is
I imagine Paste has a bald patch under his hat from where he used his hair to make his goatee.
Briguy, nah.. that was BEFORE fame.. Gotta look good for photoshoots.. but I imagine his mom is short a $500 wig..
She’s short several hair extensions or a PIECE of a very expensive natural hair wig…. $500 wouldn’t touch it.
Elvis week. The time of year when people from all over the Earth come to Memphis to celebrate the day Elvis died.
The sad misfortune of being born in a month that is less tourist friendly but leaving the world in a month that is.
I was at the International Music Camp for chorus that week. Tuesday on the hit ranking countdown, he was up there with ‘Way on Down’ and Thursday we found out he’d died…..
The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of “Euro-English”.
In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of the “k”, Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”, making words like “fotograf” 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent “e” is disgrasful.
By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU!
I zink zat shud be, “KOM TRU!”
She is right.
By the end of that, I was hearing the whole thing in Bela Lugosi’s voice. It fit beautifully.
VE HAF VAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK!!
Just find a junior high home-ec class on their first forays into burning water. TALK or we force feed you this meal they made…..
I burned these liver and onions for you. I also forgot to salt them.
You haven’t seen my diet with all the restrictions, I’d kill for that. Trust me. Heh.
simple previous encounters with you paste has made it so ramon would recognize you if you were even dressed in bear suit its your aura leaving an impression on him
And what accent was that supposed to be? It started off kinda like sorta Germanish, but that “dressin’ loik diss ‘here”? More like East Ender (in which case that ‘h’ should have been ‘properly’ dropped). Paste would do better to stick with his own accent, which is at least consistent with itself, even if it’s hardly ‘correct.’
It’s whatever he saw on TV, mangled and mashed with games,
Like that stuff they used in the first series of Mission Impossible, a sort of ‘foreign’ language bit that the audience could still read and understand?
Maybe not quite the same thing, but it brings to mind Harvey Korman and Tim Conway speaking fake Japanese:
https://youtu.be/8c_CMNPRO9g
That’s priceless.
Even if Paste had donned his ghillie suit, it still would not have fooled Ramon, for he knows “El Diablo” all too well by now.
“If you’re within the sound of my voice…” Until and unless Paste hits puberty and his voice does something different, Ramon probably knows EVERY dulcet tone Paste can produce. Like fingernails on the chalkboard or rubbing a blown up balloon…. (which btw, neither bothers me. Some hate me for that ability… that must be my secret superpower?)