Our local paintball field has white paint all over it.  I’ve been told that it’s because of the terms of their lease on the property.

Apparently, it’d be easier to sell the property after a paintball company used it for thirty years, if it didn’t look as if clowns and unicorns had been barfing and bleeding all over it.  Instead, I guess it’d be easier to sell if it looked like a quintillion very large birds with dysentery had used the fields as some sort of hospital toilet during the worst parts of their convalescence.  Nasty.