You remember elementary school, and the “seesaws” or “teeter totter” or whatever they called such things in your area, right?
Ohhhh, those were dangerous toys, those were. cracked heads, cracked chins, cracked coccyxes…
You don’t get those much any more in playgrounds.
Pretty soon, playgrounds are just going to be padded platforms surrounded by rubber mats that say “No Running” over and over again, and in the middle of the platforms, there’ll be outlets to recharge your phone… I mean electronic tricorder multifunctional toy/tool.
I remember landing on my coccyxes. The only padding we had back then was dirt. Then we moved to a town that had asphalt. I know it’s taking Shakespeare out of context, but first kill all the lawyers.
“Firstest”?
He who lands lastest shall drown the fastest… Or something of that ilk!
I love the kayak skirts on CrazeAl and his opponent.
CrazyAl is a light weight…he is going to FLY AGAIN! lol
I thank you for the faith in my waistline..
chuckles
I won’t put my money on either of them. Their heads are slippery and it will slide off.
Double crotch whammy.
It’s all fun and games until the debate starts over which part is the Totter
They’ll both end up with sore groins. Slippery when wet.
My brother & I used to play on those see-saws and threaten to roll off the seat when we were the ones on the ground. Kids today don’t understand that kind of fear.
My friend, in Elementry, we were on a seesaw and she jump on hers, sent me flying almost five feet forward, hit the ground hard. XD this was probably 13 years ago, when I was around ten years old.
Whoever doesn’t land first, is gonna have a Kayak hitting them in a veeeeerrry bad spot.
New playgrounds: https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-overprotected-kid
My reply to your comment on Friday somehow fell free and attached to the end of the list!
Oh my Me..
This Gone HOIT!!!
Greg actually portrayed it well in this Buckets strip last Sunday:
https://www.gocomics.com/thebuckets/2019/03/31