Ladies and Gentlemen, Here comes Bluto.
Bluto’s “owner”, it has now been decided, is named Cthula Hanna Belle-Lechter. Cthula to her friends.
Your fine suggestions made it very difficult to make the final decision. I took inspiration from several suggestions, along with my own storytelling devices. You’ll see what I mean as we go.
I think I’ve decided on a tangled skein of storytelling that you guys won’t unravel too quickly. You wish me luck, I’ll wish you luck.
Poor Kelly. He’s the hellhound’s first snack. Either that or the dog swallowed the recording device he was holding and will need Hound-Heimlich…
Ah, reread… poor Durnell!!!!! Cthula gets to trank the cute guy. Durnell hopefully won’t need rabies shots (those bleepers HURT, into your stomach-been there and done that) or break the world record for stitches.
Don’t go toward the light Durnell. Stay with us!
Duck and cover, Durnell!
that’s when the first reflex is SWAT with the beer bag…and regret it later. lol
The scouts have a fire going, and are administering aid to someone wrapped in a blanket. By elimination, that has to be Bob. Poor guy, all this must have been a terrible shock to his existential nature.
Kara makes another ‘protect the kids’ maneuver. She will be a great momma.
Oh my god, Bluto broke the internets!
C’thulu’s sister? Heh. http://www.moonmontchronicle.com/supreme-court-rules-jcpenney-allowed-to-sacrifice-employees-to-appease-cthulhu.html
That link didn’t work. Sigh
The direct link doesn’t work, but if you copy it and paste it into your browser URL window, it gets there. Thanks for the painful laugh.
Wow! panel 3 should be a t-shirt! What a hoot!!
So you think that the Hubriverse couldn’t possibly get any loonier than it already is? Stand warned…
Coming soon, exclusive to the Outdoor Galore Store: the Cthula-Hoop! For those who crave even more bizarre, unpredictable, even otherworldly turns.
Now, that’s funny, I don’t care who you are.
By the way, I went to a “pronounce” site on the web; Ca-thu’-la.
Thank you.
Well, Greg has warned us, he’s going to get twisty on us. It’s all been too straight forward so far. Guesses for the near future:
When the scouts appeared, he used ‘new player’ in the intro. They are not just audience in today’s strip, so we will see more of them. Clem is still on site, so more speechifying. So’s Lowell, but I have no idea what role he is to play.
Wild guesses: Cathula will see Durnell as the rescuer of Bluto, and force her affections on him. Bob will retreat to nature and become the leader of the racoon tribe. Hubris will give the store to Lowell, and become the general manager of a Scout camp. Kara will ultimately marry Clem and adopt Paste.
Get more twisty that that, Greg.
That, that… is truly profound! Sal-lute! Yeah, Greg, we’re finally brainwashed into being your good little like-thinkers. (my mind is already a pretzel, so it was easy and fairly painless. No blood out the ear or nose either)
PS I also clicked the little gold and grey P thingy on the left and am a Patreon of Greg and Hubris. I did it voluntarily….honest. Trying to make him have to give us Hubris 7 days a week. Come join the ranks! Otherwise click the red/gold ‘You and Hubris’ and hit the tip jar. For every $50 he gives us two more strips… remember, only you can make Greg work! 🙂
That reminds me- I owe you guys two extra cartoons! And one more Patron gets swag that I need to send off. Just took the crazy tax packet to the CPA, so maybe I’ll have time to get to that stuff!
KEWL! More Hubris! Alright!
I have my CPA on monthly ‘retainer’ and turn in everything as I get it when I get it and they churn out my taxes when everything’s ‘in’. Worth every penny. Don’t lose any documents or forms anymore either.
Wait, you mean Cthula Hanna Belle-Lechter has FRIENDS ?
I think I’m disbelieving.
every run or grab a paint ball gun quick. bluto is free heaven help every one in the store.
You just *assume* Kelly got creamed. Maybe it was Greg. *Sigh* oh, well…