In case you were wondering where our Roller Derby Girl got her nickname ‘Docta Pain’… it wasn’t from the injuries she inflicted during Derby.

It was the emotional damage she would occasionally inflict at practices and in the penalty box (does Derby even have one of those?) amongst the other athletes.  She’s not proud of it, and she blames her parents, of course, but every so often… she’s just gotta get that fix, man.  She’s gotta see that look in their eyes when the gossip goes deep and dark.  Oh, the Pain… Docta Pain.