When you can find something exciting and legal, well, that’s a treasure, isn’t it? …Isn’t it?
Got a carful of reckless friends? Shop you a case or three of Red Bull for yourself. Click on the can.
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Red Bull is a gateway drug. Soon you’ll be downing 32 ounce cans of Rockstar, and when that’s not enough buzz to get your motor started in the morning, you’ll turn to diets pills. Soon you’re cooking and mainlining meth. Your wife will leave you. You will end up working the drive-thru at Burger King just to afford the import fees on cases of Sudafed from Hong Kong. Just say no to Red Bull kids. 🙂
That shit is NAAAAASSSSSSTYYYYYYYY! it tastes like upchuck and Mr Clean.
I don’t think anyone’s drinking it and thinking it tastes just like the Red Bull Mom used to make. I’m pretty sure it’s a lifestyle cache sort of thing. I’ve had a few of them. My own gateway drug is Diet Mountain Dew, and lots of it. LOTS. It’s very embarrassing, but there’s no point in denying it. I tried it out when I was doing a No-Carb stint for a few weeks, and things got … permanent.
Mt. Dew, you say…?
🙂
Have you perchance heard tell of a web-comic called “The Whiteboard”…?
[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autowb001.html]
(…their main character brews his own, because the commercial brand is too wimpy to provide an adequate amount of “kick” with their caffeine…)
…it’s been running since 2002, so you KNOW the archive is MASSIVE.
(…I’mJustSayin…)
Paste is 13?