Why the heck isn’t anyone seeing Gryphons still flying around? Did they die out? There should be some kind of outrage! Gryphons were majestic creatures, worth our respect and part of the Ancient Greek ecosystem!
Don’t let this tragedy go unmentioned! Spread the word through social media! Get someone to make a commercial using a famous artist’s heartrending pop song! We must let the world know that a made up animal can’t disappear from someplace it never actually existed without us caring about it!
I thought I heard gryphons flying around yesterday. Turns out it was just the neighbors shooting off fireworks that made a screeching sound.
I don’t know what kind of sound wukilars make. I don’t think they’re indigenous to this area either. Maybe the coyotes scared them off.
Space Wookilars go ‘waughghghghgh’.
Let us not forget the legendary Texas Jackalope. A horned bunny that once inhabited the vast southwestern US. There is even a rarer creature in Texas. The humble Texan….about as rare as a Texas Democrat. XD
Poor Texas Democrats are dying off because of loss of habitat.
“What about the gryphon children!? Won’t anyone think about the gryphon children?!”
There might not be any of those but there sure are a bunch of trolls moving fast in the area. Might want to start wearing full body armor and headphones, and remember not to feed them.
He look remarkably like Shaggy Rogers. It’s not like him to sound so brave. Does the rest of his team agree with him?
That’s his cousin Stabby.
[Spent Saturday ducking a supercell. Spent last night ducking three and sheltering at the brick and cinderblock hospital with two scared cats (they found a place to keep us away from the dogs) and no fun. Spring. Bleh] As far as what lurks in the woods, it doesn’t exist unless you can find spoor, a footprint you can plaster cast, or a decent image off a trail camera.
I think they have at least eight disgruntled trolls wandering the woods right now. Set a trap of cheetos, mountain dew, and a laptop with headset sitting ungaurded under a nice tree with a rolling desk chair. Catch and release, elsewhere, eh?