Mom is picketing it. Boywonder is going to probably lose his dental work. Yes, everything got ‘scratched’, and reversing the credit card won’t work (the stuff is used, no reason, un reverse it already) and Photogenic Lad won’t be.
BTW … here’s a question I posted on Twitter / Facebook …
Why during sex, can a man ‘get in’ with little to no trouble … but he can’t damn well piss in a hole 1000 times bigger, without hitting the seat?
I went to the mall today, to get some food stuff … 3 stalls I went into, they hadn’t lifted the seat and there was 2-3 cups of piss on each seat!
I mean, if you can find “the hole” (front or back, depending on how you swing) with little to no effort … surely you can aim and hit a toilet bowl and not the seat!!! GAH!
I have been married for a LONG time, best thing we ever did was separate bathrooms. IF you had to use the other one you left the seat the way you found it… and we no longer had roll hanging wars. Now then, at 3 am that puddle wasn’t my fault and he complained after a while his ‘smelled’. I gave him the cleaning stuff and he cleaned it. His 2 am aimity improved remarkably after 3 hours of his erasing his aim…
Allan C-B, it has to do with proximity. Closer you are the easier it is to hit the target. 🙂
BUT … during sex you can’t really see the hole … when I pee, I have no problem seeing the hole, and I’m a lardo! (Around 290 lbs)
I think it’s just lazy ignorant pieces of …
You have apples and bananas here, Allen. Aim with your body part to a body part is proximity. When you are draining the radiator you have a stream that breaks up and spatters… and from my expert at this (my hubby of decades) that the aimity is never the same twice due to the nature of certain bits of the appendage. Hence you do the spatter. Look up Mythbusters and the Third Rail myth for more detailed info. (trying to keep this civil for Greg’s benefit)
I had a urinal installed in our master bath. Most people (especially women) seemed to think that was really weird. Of course many women don’t think any part of a home should be dedicated to the male.
I highly recommend it for those bleary-eyed late night potty-monkey trips. And yes, I clean it myself.
I did this too, took out the linen closet, and installed a urinal ‘booth’ for my hubby’s use. It has saved much grief, trust me it’s so worth it. It is in our master bath. It is right inside the bathroom door so his late night trips are shorter. I also put grip bars for unsteadiness and to help with aim (neither of us are getting younger, they will be needed and we’re not going to discuss when). I also put in some directed LED lights so they can stay on all night and give enough light to see without waking you up. Amen Proamericana, we think alike.
Boy this doesn’t bode well.
Mom is picketing it. Boywonder is going to probably lose his dental work. Yes, everything got ‘scratched’, and reversing the credit card won’t work (the stuff is used, no reason, un reverse it already) and Photogenic Lad won’t be.
Stay tuned everyone….
Greg – Last panel “want if off”.
Kayak skirts. For manly men.
Listen very careful how to get off the boat because you will be underwater before you can say “Mom!!”
in fact dude don’t get into the boat at all and save yourself some trouble and bob a new headache of saying i told you you had it on upside down.
Damn, Bob is a genius. LoL
BTW … here’s a question I posted on Twitter / Facebook …
Why during sex, can a man ‘get in’ with little to no trouble … but he can’t damn well piss in a hole 1000 times bigger, without hitting the seat?
I went to the mall today, to get some food stuff … 3 stalls I went into, they hadn’t lifted the seat and there was 2-3 cups of piss on each seat!
I mean, if you can find “the hole” (front or back, depending on how you swing) with little to no effort … surely you can aim and hit a toilet bowl and not the seat!!! GAH!
I have been married for a LONG time, best thing we ever did was separate bathrooms. IF you had to use the other one you left the seat the way you found it… and we no longer had roll hanging wars. Now then, at 3 am that puddle wasn’t my fault and he complained after a while his ‘smelled’. I gave him the cleaning stuff and he cleaned it. His 2 am aimity improved remarkably after 3 hours of his erasing his aim…
Allan C-B, it has to do with proximity. Closer you are the easier it is to hit the target. 🙂
BUT … during sex you can’t really see the hole … when I pee, I have no problem seeing the hole, and I’m a lardo! (Around 290 lbs)
I think it’s just lazy ignorant pieces of …
You have apples and bananas here, Allen. Aim with your body part to a body part is proximity. When you are draining the radiator you have a stream that breaks up and spatters… and from my expert at this (my hubby of decades) that the aimity is never the same twice due to the nature of certain bits of the appendage. Hence you do the spatter. Look up Mythbusters and the Third Rail myth for more detailed info. (trying to keep this civil for Greg’s benefit)
I had a urinal installed in our master bath. Most people (especially women) seemed to think that was really weird. Of course many women don’t think any part of a home should be dedicated to the male.
I highly recommend it for those bleary-eyed late night potty-monkey trips. And yes, I clean it myself.
I did this too, took out the linen closet, and installed a urinal ‘booth’ for my hubby’s use. It has saved much grief, trust me it’s so worth it. It is in our master bath. It is right inside the bathroom door so his late night trips are shorter. I also put grip bars for unsteadiness and to help with aim (neither of us are getting younger, they will be needed and we’re not going to discuss when). I also put in some directed LED lights so they can stay on all night and give enough light to see without waking you up. Amen Proamericana, we think alike.