Mr. Cranky is my spouse. I will tell him I need to go somewhere, get all cleaned up and as I’m trying to leave he needs my help for just FIVE MINUTES. Cue being slopped up from head to foot. Never fails. Interesting how the right lead and surroundings can put everything into NEAT perspective. (and thankful this strip doesn’t have scratch-n-sniff or ‘smellovision’ attachments)
I’m sure that a few thousand gallons out of the hose, half a drum of Pine Sol and Mr. Cranky will be good as new… though they might have to toss the wetsuit and seal it in a hazardous waste container… hm. Ever try to call for one of those and explain WHY you need it?
oh boy, never would have pegged him for having a sense of humor. sort of.
and yeah, I would probably do like Hubris the one less like to keep on bugging you forever. Paste is just going to have to face his mom, HOPEFULLY he will wear something for it. hehe
There probably is such a term… and I’m pretty pleased that I have never, ever heard what it is.
I’d like to stay pleased not to hear what it is. So if anyone’s a psych major and thinking of letting us know… Maybe just let us know that you know, but don’t let us know what it is. Y’know?
Mr. Cranky is my spouse. I will tell him I need to go somewhere, get all cleaned up and as I’m trying to leave he needs my help for just FIVE MINUTES. Cue being slopped up from head to foot. Never fails. Interesting how the right lead and surroundings can put everything into NEAT perspective. (and thankful this strip doesn’t have scratch-n-sniff or ‘smellovision’ attachments)
I’m sure that a few thousand gallons out of the hose, half a drum of Pine Sol and Mr. Cranky will be good as new… though they might have to toss the wetsuit and seal it in a hazardous waste container… hm. Ever try to call for one of those and explain WHY you need it?
Yes, but safely getting rid of Three Gallons of Liquid Mercury that I found in a shed was Very Important.
Yeah, they tend to get in a bit of a lather over stuff like that!
Well, he does have a really crappy smile.
Maybe the problem is that never in his life has he ever been pampered by anyone.
It’s all relative. Some relatives more than others.
I’ve always said the best part of being in my family is the fact that I am legally prohibited from marrying any of them.
Cranky has a fine sense of humor.
oh boy, never would have pegged him for having a sense of humor. sort of.
and yeah, I would probably do like Hubris the one less like to keep on bugging you forever. Paste is just going to have to face his mom, HOPEFULLY he will wear something for it. hehe
*Rental agent “yeaaaahnoyouboughtthat..” *
There must be a term for someone that wants to hug you only when they’re covered in potty goo. Not sure what that would be though…
There probably is such a term… and I’m pretty pleased that I have never, ever heard what it is.
I’d like to stay pleased not to hear what it is. So if anyone’s a psych major and thinking of letting us know… Maybe just let us know that you know, but don’t let us know what it is. Y’know?
Employer.
You Win!
ouch paste has to be really hurt to now learn his own bro would rather talk to a mr cranky then him . and also risk now getting covered in sewer crud
Mr. Cranky = Walter from Jeff Dunham.