You spend all that time on WebMD, finding out that you have the Raging Epizooty, or Alien Bowel Stimulation Amnesia, or y’know, whatever… and then you go to the doctor who tells you that it’s indigestion from the box and a half of chocolate covered espresso beans with wasabi sea salt that you ate.  It’s crazy- like, did these doctors ever GO to medical school or study the science behind Sympathetic Ghost-Induced Kidney Misalignment?

I think NOT.  And I’m going to write an angry Twitter post about it.  Again.