You spend all that time on WebMD, finding out that you have the Raging Epizooty, or Alien Bowel Stimulation Amnesia, or y’know, whatever… and then you go to the doctor who tells you that it’s indigestion from the box and a half of chocolate covered espresso beans with wasabi sea salt that you ate. It’s crazy- like, did these doctors ever GO to medical school or study the science behind Sympathetic Ghost-Induced Kidney Misalignment?
I think NOT. And I’m going to write an angry Twitter post about it. Again.
Dangnabbit! Now I’m craving extra-dark chocolate-covered espresso beans with wasabi sea salt!!! Thanks, Greg!
Prescribe Gatoraid and AA. He’ll be fine.
And I hope you get over your Raging Epizooty….
Amazing how much water can do.
I tried that WebMD thing. Said I was gonna die. Turns out it was right.
You can do worse things than drink water while exercising out in the direct sun for a full weekend. A LOT worse things.
I’ve never seen chocolate covered espresso beans with wasabi sea salt. When I worked shift, I would sometimes eat chocolate covered espresso beans and drink coffee with them.
Alien bowel stimulation amnesia? Is that where you get probed and then they wipe your memory?
So.. no brains, either?
“Wha’ZAT got to do with *hic* anything?”