Look, they got Paste into a nice, calm setting so that they can all distract him with a little interview…
But.
You can take the boy out of the chaos, but ya can’t take the chaos out of the boy.
He oughtta get a shirt that says that on it.
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At least everyone was prewarned and hustled Paste offscreen before he could defeat that stitching his mom did!
The 42Newslady is probably going to join Dusty in a few stiff ones after the camera people pack it up… just don’t mix martini’s and funnel cakes again?
No use Paste getting a shirt that says that bit about chaos. He just wants to be out of it anyways.
LOOK AT THESE GLUTES.
CUTE ARE THESE GLUTES.
THESE CUTE GLUTES LEAVE YOU MUTE.
AND THEY CAN POOT TO BOOT.
Thank everything it’s glutes and not gluten!
(Of course Paste worships ‘abs of steel’ and Hubris is more into ‘McDominals’ (it’s a fairly old horizontal strip, two panels). heh)
I remember having abs. I’ve only got one left.
McDominals… I resemble that remark…
I found a little horn and I learned to toot.
I found a little bow and I learned to shoot.
Now I can shoot and toot. Ain’t I cute?
He’s too sexy for his clothes…..so off they must go!!!
I was worried there for a second, Paste almost had a moment of maturity and we can’t have that.