I have an issue with Flax.
When I was first doing The Buckets cartoons, I worked hard at trying to write ones that my mentor would approve and use. (writing was not my job, but this was an opportunity to learn and benefit, so…)
I wrote a few gags about adult cereals (as opposed to any cereals with colors, cartoon mascots, or flavor.) and sometimes populated backgrounds with the parents in the comic eating breakfast. When considering what to lampoon with my cereal boxes, I chose to think up a grain that was not cultivated primarily for human consumption, and the inedible parts of domestic grain. I made up ‘Flax & Chaff’ cereal. My mentor Scott found it amusing, and I stuck with it- proud to have invented a cereal that no self-respecting human would eat.
And then, of course, they started making cereal out of Flax. You can go buy it now. I wouldn’t. In fact, I WON’T, because it’s not food, and I thought of it first anyway.
Flax and Fruit, though. Whew. That’ll clear some pipes.
Oh my… oh my.
Flax as a supplement in other things you eat, can indeed get your pipes working. If it’s not wheat, rye, barley, or dairy, it sounds a lot more appetizing, trust me. However there are a few things that smell and taste like paint thinner if one is not careful….
Tweety gets his revenge. Heh. Bob may have a new pet…
He didn’t want to be called “Reverend Squawk Hawk,” so now he’ll be known instead as “Captain Turd-Bird.”
You win….
Flax is where linseed oil comes from, so paint smells like flax.
Hemp hearts smell like that too. Adding them to my soypot when I make cashew milk is a welcome protein boost but I really have to breathe careful when I drink. Or add lots of vanilla extract and even then it smells a bit paint-y.
“Splorrrt.” XD
That’s a sh*tty job, if I ever saw it… or smelt it.
Well, at least the cassowary is a flightless bird. My car will be spared.
Famous last ones. Just have to feed Tweety a bunch of mulberries along with the flax and fiber bars… the side of your car will never be the same…