Turns out that Rick is pretty dang good at Shuffleboard, which is good, ’cause after his “Skateboarding” event last year, he walked funny and groaned whenever he got up or sat down, for like a week and a half.

Shuffleboard, though… when played with people as the game pieces… that’s not just point-and-shoot.  You gotta trust your people not to wiggle around, or twist to keep their heads pointed one way or another, or not to be allergic to baby oil.  Mick didn’t even get CLOSE to the game ’cause of that.  Vic Potato, though?  That guys knows how to hold dead still when there’s a score on the line.  Plus, he can out-stare any of the Ëüröschpörtën team.