Yeah, this is when the side character is supposed to tear off his boring, staid outerwear to reveal chiseled muscles that the average actor has to achieve after six grueling months of being paid to work out like a bodybuilder and eat nothing but chicken bits and vitamin supplements, and become the third act hero.
Unfortunately, I never learned to be a legitimate writer, so I don’t even know what a ‘third act’ is, much less care. Mr. Foris will therefore not reveal Henry Cavill-style musculature or an uncanny ability to do Canadian-style log rolling competitions.
Excuse me. I gotta go look up ‘log rolling’. And ‘How to be a writer’.
David is a putz.
Greg, please embarrass David for us so that he’s a red-faced putz.
The Skanky Creek Fest is not a place that should be tolerant of putzes.
Besides, Wiggins-Rose deserves herself some eye candy.
Stanky…not Skanky.
The Skanky fest is hosted by the local strip club! ??
I AGREE with you.
Why doesn’t Ms. Wiggins-Ross do the log rolling?
was Just thinking that myself!
i can see her going, “okay Fine, looks like it’s on Me… never send a man to do what a woman can do better.”
or something like that.
while Lowell gets all bent out of shape and pouty because Nobody But NOBODY wants to see Him with out his shirt!
A metaphorical log-rolling contest would be almost as fun and make for much better dialogue, but it’s not quite in the spirit of The Games I suppose.
Somehow, I think the Log Driver’s Waltz would fit right in to the Skanky Creek Fest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upsZZ2s3xv8
The National Film Board produced some amazing animated shorts back in the day. Mississippi ETV used to show them regularly as filler. Good memories to this day.
Lowell’s showing a spot of enthusiasm. Wipe that off!
Next: Wiggins-Ross shows her abs
is Lowell showing interest in David or what?
Ned Flanders, Groundskeeper Willie and David Foris. To quote Sesame Street, one of these things is not like the other.
Forgot to add.
Kinda sad to see Ms. Wiggins-Ross isn’t rocking the spandex like the last fest.
Lowell in a Sportsmart shirt can be viewed as a blessing.
Lowell’s abs would definitely be “rippling”, so maybe he should go ahead. Sadly, my abs are also more prone to being seen as rippling rather than ripped…