Let’s face it.  The glitter is not what needed cleaning up.

The leftover crowd that didn’t wanna go home needed cleaning up.

And who better to know how to drive away every single person around her than Dusty?

Or, to be completely fair, who’s gonna stick around when there’s several hundred pounds of glitter to clean up.  Honestly, it just doesn’t work that way. Glitter doesn’t ‘clean’.  Glitter, by its very nature is the opposite of clean, and therefore cannot be cleaned.

Your best hope is that it doesn’t kill everyone and despoil the environment for a hundred miles in any direction.  It’s GLITTER, after all.