I saw a video clip one time where a car thief was being interviewed.  He said if people didn’t expect their cars to be stolen, they wouldn’t just leave them sitting around all over the place.

That’s about as bald-faced an attempt to justify a stupid action as you can get, outside of stealing a car so you can throw it away to win prize money.  They might argue that they were cutting down on littering and pollution all in one action, and saving the owner the time and trouble from having to do it himself.

Or something else just as infuriatingly stupid.