I’ve thought about making rubber stamps to take to the comics conventions- for a buck, you could get a quick rubber-stamp tattoo of whatever I had a stamp made for. Like, in this case, a bicycle. Maybe a lightning bolt. Pinup girl, ‘skateboarding is not a crime’ logo, Hufflepuff House icon, the usual.
Of course, when I was thinking of the idea, I was just thinking of stamping people’s biceps or the backs of their hands… maybe a forehead now and again. I think genitalia would cost a LOT extra, plus there’s the cleanup costs… soap, water, bleach, anti-bacterial goop, autoclave double-boiling… I dunno. Maybe just toss the stamps after.
Don’t do downstairs blockprinting, it’s just not worth it, Greg.
Wonder how much Paste paid for his ‘body paint’ there?
Paste needs to meet some really big hungry mosquitos or something to keep his clothes on….
I’m thinking staple gun.
THAT’S funny. We both thought STAPLES as a possible solution. hehe
I said it before, I’ll say it again – food color and half a potato. You can always recycle the potato.
oh boy…now he is going to claim, after the scars being something of pride in some culture, that this is his war paint and he doesn’t need clothes. Doesn’t he?
Sincerely Hubris just call the cops on him, that will make his “gangsta'” cred go up and MAYBE teach him a lesson…if it’s even possible.
or keep him distracted in a corner with “unicorn pee”…
I admit besides STAPLING them clothes on him I am running out of ideas to not keep seeing that sad butt going around. lol
Taser? …what? “too much”?
not sure that’s possible there to be “too much” lol
And, by the way, i feel kinda worried now as i DO body painting in conventions that people will try to ask me more than i am willing to see. lol
So the next naked bicycle race that Paste tries to start will include body paint? That could be interesting.
It seems Paste wants his name changed to Buck.
You win.
MY EYES! MY EYES!
Does anyone have eye cleanser?
shares my giant batch of BRAIN BLEACH with you
OK Paste is turning into a little exhibitionist. Also, what kind of ‘artist’ would paint a 13 y/o’s entire body – a pedoph—-?
If I was trying to make enough to get home from an event and a 13 year old (either sex) offered me $20 to blockprint their nude body (and I had the resources to do so) I would, I’m afraid. I am hetero and totally safe regarding anybody (I’m happily married, hetero for many decades) and I could and would deal. I’m assuming Mr. Artiste in the parking lot is similar, needs the fundage the worst so would blockprint this minor (Paste) to get $20 (today’s common US denominator according to the ATM) to ease it down the road… (yes most dangerous but supply/demand driven precedent) ….
Is Bob back? In the parking lot selling art along with artisanal sandals.
Wouldn’t that be great! Yet somehow it seems too soon for him to return — assuming that he ever will. But in these parts you never know, which is why I’m usually leery of trying to make any predictions.
If it’s not Bob, it does sound as if it’s someone that Paste — and maybe Hubris — are already acquainted with.
Even if not, about or soon to be!!!!!!!
ONE thing I just realized…PASTE even has some paint UNDER HIS FOOT!!! that’s…scary in it’s own way.
Maybe he just stepped in some? I don’t think brain bleach is going to do this one.
can we AT LEAST…drop him with Kelly’s wife for a few weeks?…years? PLEEEEASE.
ROFL… yeah I kinda agree here. Though Greg and his bubbling festering little mind, will be the end determiner. Hehehehe.
just funny how you agree for that and someone else thought about stapling the clothes on him like me.
great minds think alike? hehe
and speak of the artist and he shall appear and paste fell into his trap though odds are after applying paint to paste naked form the artist is either getting ready to leave or wants to get out of making art now.
Sometimes it depends on how much you want to eat, what you’ll do as ‘art’. Sounded like the art dude really needed an influx of cash and if Paste paid, heck, it was an easy score. Brain bleach optional. (had my share of go to a event/fair/convention and needed to make enough to get home on… Sunday about 3 pm (event ends at 6) you get a little desperate)
It’s obvious that not only is ‘Monkeyboy Jones’ uncowed after having Pam give him what for, but also unconcerned about cops this time around. But this is Paste, after all; for him, how often does experience amount to a learning experience? Even so, does he really believe that all that body paint is going to conceal his bum and his… ‘trouser snake’ (except that he dispensed with the trousers)?
No matter. ‘Tis only a slight detour en route to the grand, majestic journey of the WNBR. Being Paste, he will stick with it. In the words of the Two Ronnies send-up of Star Trek, his mission is…
“To boldly go… beyond where no man has gone behind before.”
I think you win Sunday. Heh. As for Trouser Snake I think at 13 it’s not an issue. I think the only thing that will rein Paste in is a truly hot chick laughing uproariously at his ‘physique on display’ including his… parts. A good burn like that might make it through to about 16….