I don’t think I’d trust the Cassowary to be intimidated by a net. Or a paintball gun. Or anything, really. Outraged and Baffled, maybe, but not intimidated.
It’s like in those movies where the alien, or the prehistoric shark, or the giant ape or whatever it is they’ve got is on the ‘other side’ of the thing meant to keep them safe. That’s just an overused signal that you’re supposed to feel anxious ’cause at least one of the people standing in the ‘safe’ area is about to get it in the neck when the Boogen breaks free. When you’re watching those movies, you’re thinking ‘Run!’ and NO ONE’S DOING IT.
I refuse. I will not subject you to that. I’ll take the Three Stooges Route, though. Everyone run. ‘Cause that *&^%s funny.
The bird is the word.
“Use the ugly stick!”
You all said I was silly for hiding on top of the light pole … NOW who’s crazy?
Still you, except now you are justified.
Justifiably Crazy. I’ll take it.
AllanCB, light poles might work if you’re in shape plus have the incentive to climb it, as long as it will support you. A lot of those telescoping bank wonders on top of a box (usually on night road construction) won’t take a lot of weight other than the lights already on it once all the way up. Ruh Roh. I can see someone finding the one that shot Tweety and tying them to a tree as a sacrifice so the others can get away… funny to see the troll able to put some foot speed on … but I guess, incentive.