If you go to OfficeMax, they have these little RoseArt toys. They’re white plastic dolls that come with some markers and a lump of white clay. I got one ages ago, and finally found the time to color on it, and then go buy a tiny orange baby sock. Voila. Paste doll to stand over me as I work and, in my head, make unwarranted and thoughtless comments about the quality of the humor.