Hubris- It was 433, but it took years

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  1. TSOJ
    TSOJ

    Creativity counts towards style points.

    I’m working on a way to break the record with 434 broken bones at one go in a crash that I can still walk away from. Then I can get on with my life. It’s not something I want to fixate over.

    • GregCravens

      I think there’s fewer than 434 bones in the human body. You’re looking at breaking most of them more than once. That’d get you a starring role in the next Jackass movie.

      • TSOJ
        TSOJ

        I’m a busy man. I have places to see and people to go. I’m looking for a way to break one bone in 434 places. I’ll sell the rights to Jackass if they come in with the top bid.

  2. Tom S.
    Tom S.

    A sadist and a masochist meet. The masochist tells the sadist to hurt him. The sadist says “No.”

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