Aaah, CHASE R to the Rescue!
Was wondering how long it’d take for him to show up.
What’s worse, suing Sportsmart, or the idea of Lowell owning it? Heheheh. As long as Lowell signs with Chase R Ambule for Contingency (if he doesn’t collect Chase $ Ambule doesn’t get paid) fee!
Lowell: “Don’t I know you from somewhere else? Like, back in school?! That’s right – didn’t you used to teach Ethics in my MBA course?”
Ambule: “That’s just my day job. This is more of a hobby for me.”
What.. IS this?? Lowell using caution and attempting to think first??!
Scary lawyer’s fees.
Be careful, Lowell. He’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing!
He’s not a wolf in sheep’s clothing; he’s a shark in wolf’s clothing.
Good point, sir.
Dun dun daaaaaaaaaah.
I’m surprised he’s being wary, since one of his first appearances has him screaming for a lawyer because they wanted to fire him for being fat and non-athletic.
When you can mention your broken-legged client and how he ran off in one breath, even the meanest intelligence has to worry how well you can lie to a judge. That’s all I’m sayin’.
Lie? Nah. I’m a’ thinkin’… soon to be broken leg…
Never met one that Didn’t make my skin crawl. And I’m a very open minded person, I try to give people a chance to Prove they’re scum before I write’em off. X1
When renting a lawyer, you get what you pay for. Just remember Caveat Emptor, and read what you’re signing first!
A year ago Carlisle (Paste) worked for Hubris and Lowell worked for Mr. Honcho. Now Paste works for Mr. Honcho & Lowell might end up working for Hubris. Verrrry interesting . . . . (wonder who remembers Art Carney?)
Paste isn’t 14. There are labor laws about that stuff. Paste had to work for someone or he couldn’t stay at Hubris’… and if he worked for Hubris he couldn’t compete in the fest. Now that the fest is over, bet Paste is fired. A child may work in a family business at under 14; but unless Ed Honcho is either Hubris’ dad or Paste’s stepdad, Paste is causing his employer to break a lot of child labor laws!
Hubris may end up with BOTH of them working for him.
(I still vote for Lowell is Ed Honcho’s lovechild with a previous VP of marketing)
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