Hubris- Customer’s always right

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  1. FeelinForYa
    FeelinForYa

    I will say I admire Lowell, the true salesman will sell you the shirt off his back! He’s probably trying to save the skin underneath after the teeshirt fiasco…

  2. TSOJ
    TSOJ

    Girl: “I got a tent! A smelly, but clean, tent!”

    • KNO3
      KNO3

      Might be a tad bit sweaty.

      • TSOJ
        TSOJ

        Girl: “That’s ok. I’m a tad muddy.”

  3. kstormgemini
    kstormgemini

    It was funny until the other girl mentioned Lowell being naked & then everything went a little wonky on me. >>; [does Not want that mental picture]
    Anybody have any brain bleach? Or any mental wipes??

    • FeelinForYa
      FeelinForYa

      You’ll be fine, after all, Greg kept THAT offscreen. So far.
      Um.
      Worry.

    • AllanVS
      AllanVS

      Just think of Rosie O’Donnell naked … that should get rid of the Lowell naked image. :D

  4. crazeyal

    Like this would be the only naked fat guy in THAT crowd..

  5. Tom S
    Tom S

    Oh no, he sold her the shorts too??? Not sure what’s worse, her wearing them or him not wearing them . . . .

    • GregCravens

      What’s worse is the idea that someone else might wear them without laundering them first. I think of Lowell as a clean, hygienic kind of guy, but… Mud, Sweat, and well, it’s just not right after a long day to grab a dude’s clothes.

      • KNO3
        KNO3

        Recon that’s a kind of love…

  6. FeelinForYa
    FeelinForYa

    I think I figured it out. Lowell is already seriously dipped so he’s trying to redeem himself to Ms Wiggins Ross by making someone happy… so he sold his uniform to that potential customer that cornered him about do they SELL those at the store. It’s really a prototype that was brought for a testing before rollout, and some other competitor scout is going to see it, offer the gal a fortune, and beat Ed Honcho at rolling it out at far less than Sportsmart was going to gouge (ahem*) charge….. So Lowell is even more dipped.

    • Tom S
      Tom S

      Nah, the other girl will see the same uniform on Ms. Wiggins-Ross who, being asked if they sell them, will make sure their store is stocked as soon as she can get her supplier (or whoever made the originals) to produce them. But the supplier will get them wrong and make them with the festival logo mentioning the Outdoor Galore Store on them instead. Hilarity ensues.

      But that’s just my opinion . . . . .

      • FeelinForYa
        FeelinForYa

        Better yet, that other gal that was with the first one, coerces/begs/pleads/does the indignant thing until Ms Wiggins-Ross has to sell her HER uniform… making her have to hide in the bushes with Lowell. I guess they can always go raid that one dumpster full of cardboard and duct tape and make some new fashions out of that modern miracle, duct tape (they make prom formals out of it) Maybe Lowell has some designer flair?????

  7. Greg Cravens

    You guys make it really hard to write stuff that’s original and surprising, you know that?

    • AllanVS
      AllanVS

      That’s cuz you make it so easy to see the line Mr. Cravens. :D

    • FeelinForYa
      FeelinForYa

      Job security, Greg. Job security. You aleays deliver!

    • TSOJ
      TSOJ

      If you want us to stop, just say the word.

    • FeelinForYa
      FeelinForYa

      Exactly… just what TSOJ typed!

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