Jeff Outdoors –
The man abuses outdoor gear, so you don’t have to
I was invited to ski the last day at Alta last year. I found out when I got there that it was a tradition to dress up for the occasion. I like to fit in, so on top of my shorts and ski boots, I put on a wig, a bone necklace, a bead necklace, a coconut bra, and a grass skirt.
I learned from the experience that all coconut bras are not made equal. This particular coconut bra (I’m sorry, I didn’t get the make and model) was quite uncomfortable and not easily adjustable. Fortunately, it was below freezing, and I lost most of the feeling in the upper part of my body, so I didn’t notice the chaffing.
- Makes anyone instantly dead-sexy
- Protects the nipples like nothing else I’ve worn
- Poor adjustment
- Not good against bare skin
- It’s a coconut bra
If you are going skiing at Alta on the last day, go for the Sasquatch costume… way warmer.
Shop the Coconut Bra. Click on a Nut. Y’know you wanna.